The Very Best Quotes from James Franco's Overview of 'Breaking Dawn'

James Franco can formally add "movie critic" to his multi-hyphenate job description of "Actor-director-author-painter-performance artist-music performer," and that he could not have selected a much better movie to ply his new trade on: 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Beginning - Part 1.' In the latest article for that Paris Review, the most likely-one-time-Oscar-host compares and contrasts the blockbuster vampire cleaning soap opera with George Clooney's Oscar-hopeful 'The Descendants.' Franco makes some interesting points regarding both films' utilization of sex and exactly how they appear to "devalue motherhood" it's worth a read if you possess the time -- but when you are all thinking about at this time is Franco's excessively Franco-esque a reaction to Taylor Lautner's abs, we have managed to get simple for you. Following the jump read the most popular lines from James Franco's 'Twilight' review. 1. "A couple of other forbidden areas are damaged in too. The protagonists finally marry, getting anxiously waited before the smart senior years of 18, because the book and also the film dutifully demonstrate to them being get married, they're then permitted to f--- each others' brains out. For any film that states be sexually responsible, the 'Twilight' movies are awfully determined by teenage sex to draw in audiences." 2. "'The Descendants' and 'Breaking Dawn' were launched on a single weekend. Unquestionably the first is creating a play to have an Oscar. Unquestionably another will dominate every MTV award category, including best hug, best dude moment, best male shirtless scene, and other things the network that creates 'the Jersey Shore' remembers." 3. "The stars prance about like bits of meat, their disturbingly developed physiques on full display Taylor Lautner's rippling teenage chest is simply a little much better than the kid beauty-pageant stars in the finish of Little Miss Sunshine.'" You may also read Franco's ideas on 'Restless' and 'My Own Private Idaho' in the Review hopefully, his progressively-hectic agenda will not get when it comes to writing more. [through the Paris Review] [Photo: Summit FilmMagic] 'The Twilght Saga: Breaking Beginning - Part 1' Image Gallery From wedding ceremonies to werewolves, Moviefone has got the full-line of images in the approaching romance saga. See All Moviefone Art galleries » Follow Moviefone on Twitter Like Moviefone on Facebook